:58:01
Oh, good. You have
an important decision to make.
:58:04
- Now, you mustn't laugh.
- OK. Right.
:58:15
What do you think?
:58:19
Divine.
:58:21
Bit of a meringue?
:58:25
Don't worry. We've only just begun.
:58:30
What do you think?
:58:34
- You're kidding.
- But it would be wonderful.
:58:36
Maybe next time.
:58:40
What do you think?
:58:46
- I knew it.
- With a staff, you could look after sheep.
:58:50
Don't be rude.
:58:53
It's a bit sexy, this.
:58:56
Well...
:58:58
If I were your husband,
I would die of pride.
:59:01
You may be right. It is dangerous.
:59:03
There's nothing worse at a wedding
than a priest with an erection.
:59:12
It's strange thinking
you'll never sleep with anyone else.
:59:15
- You don't think you'll be unfaithful?
- No. Not once l'm married.
:59:20
I told Hamish l'll kill him if he does,
so l'd better stick to that.
:59:23
Quite right.
:59:25
Anyway, I reckon l've had my fair run at it.
:59:28
What is a fair run these days,
down your way?
:59:32
I don't know.
:59:34
More than one.
:59:36
Well, come on. Tell me.
:59:40
I've seen the dress. We have no secrets.
:59:46
Well...
:59:49
The first one - of course,
not easily forgotten - was kinda nice.
:59:55
Two... hairy back.
:59:59
Three, four, five... Six was
on my birthday in my parents' room.