:03:00
- Kill anybody today?
- Didn't even wound anybody.
:03:04
- You won't see your wife?
- l mustn't surprise her at work.
:03:09
Charlie was married to Muriel.
She hated Queens.
:03:14
lf he was a detective,
he'd have decent clothes.
:03:19
- But he's got to wear the uniform.
- l feel for you. You have ambition.
:03:26
l never pushed him enough.
:03:29
lf he was on the take,
l'd say, "He has initiative!"
:03:33
My sister was married to a cop.
lt's a no-win situation.
:03:38
Either they're honest and broke,
or crooks that never come home.
:03:42
What did she do?
:03:44
She left him and married an
electrician. That's real money.
:03:49
l'm running out of patience.
l'm a person who needs money.
:03:56
And then there's Yvonne, a waitress,
who gets some terrible news.
:04:01
Miss Biasi, it says here that you
owe $1 2,000 on your MasterCard.
:04:08
Those charges were incurred by my
ex-husband, after l threw him out.
:04:13
The bank is not aware
of your divorce.
:04:16
We're not divorced yet, but l told
him to tear up the credit cards.
:04:21
lf you're not divorced yet, you're
liable for your husband's debts.
:04:27
l'm divorced in my heart.
That's what counts.
:04:30
Legally, that's not what counts.
:04:34
Do you know how much it costs?
Have you ever been divorced?
:04:41
Probably not. Probably you've
had good luck your entire life.
:04:47
Which is the opposite of me.
:04:50
lf the MasterCard is in your name,
it's your responsibility.
:04:56
Listen, please. l came to New York
five years ago, to be an actress.