Junior

1:12:02

Good explanation.

1:12:04

l really am pregnant.

1:12:10

What?

1:12:13

l tested the Expectane on myself.

1:12:18

We fertilized an egg
and implanted it into my abdomen.

1:12:22

With drug and hormone supplements...

1:12:25

...l'm now seven months to term.

1:12:33

Oh, my God!

1:12:39

There's more.

1:12:42

More?

1:12:43

Larry was supposed to find
an anonymous egg...

1:12:47

...and he couldn't.

1:12:49

So he borrowed one
from your dairy section.

1:12:53

lt's Junior.

1:12:56

My Junior?

1:12:59

Our Junior now.

1:13:03

Our Junior?

1:13:07

-Please, don't be angry.
-Why should l be angry?

1:13:10

You lie to me, you steal from me.

1:13:14

You engage in an utterly...

1:13:16

...immoral, selfish...

1:13:18

...arrogant stunt without
any regard for my feelings whatsoever.

1:13:22

What am l supposed to be, grateful?

1:13:24

This is just so male!

1:13:27

-l'm sorry.
-Just don't come near me!

1:13:29

-l never wanted to hurt you.
-What'd you think you were doing?

1:13:32

You think men don't have enough?
You have to take this away as well?

1:13:38

-lt's pitiful!
-Let me see the man who would be mom.

1:13:43

What are you talking about?

1:13:44

The greatest scientific breakthrough
in the history of this University.

1:13:48

Bravo. You know, we're in this together.
We have a contract.

1:13:52

And l quote:

1:13:53

''exploitation of results
from University-funded research...

1:13:57

''...shall be at the sole discretion
of the University.'' Come on.