Beth:
If you say 'Come with me off to Massachusetts'
Then to Massachusetts we will go
We will buy dishes there
Maybe even two sets
Buy the finest china
Then we'll dine a while on crepe suzettes...

Mr. Laurence:
Well? Go on!

Beth:
We will build model boats off in Massachusetts
There in Massachusetts by the bay
Put them together and wait until the glue sets...

Mr. Laurence:
What's the matter now?

Beth:
I dont remember the rest, sir.

Mr. Laurence:
While we wait, we'll polka for the folk along the parapets!

Beth:
Off

Mr. Laurence:
To Massachusetts

Beth:
Yes, we're off

Mr. Laurence:
To where the shops are sweet

Beth & Mr. Laurence:
We will play minuets off in Massachusetts
Boston, Massachusetts, Beacon Street

Beth:
If you say 'Come with me'
Then to Massachusetts we will go
We will buy dishes there

Mr. Laurence:
If you say come with me off to Massachusetts
Then to Massachusetts we will go
We will buy dishes there
Maybe even two sets

Beth & Mr. Laurence:
Buy the finest china then we'll dine a while on crepe suzettes

Beth:
Off

Mr. Laurence:
Yes we're off

Beth & Mr. Laurence:
To Massachusetts
Yes we're off (Yes, we're off)
To where the shops are sweet
We will have no regrets off in Massachusetts

Mr. Laurence:
Boston, Massachusetts we

Beth:
Boston, Massachusetts we

Beth & Mr. Laurence:
Boston, Massachusetts we repeat!

[Thanks to Natalie R. for lyrics]