:50:02
Put the dame in the trunk. I'll meet
you and Ma round back in ten minutes.
:50:08
Got the passes?
:50:10
If we pull this off,
it's five million big ones.
:50:12
Not bad!
:50:14
- What's going to happen to me?
- I have an idea.
:50:17
Right, Slasher. You know what to do.
:50:19
Check the tyres and fluid levels.
:50:21
No, you muffin head, the dame. We hit
trouble, she's a bullet shield.
:50:30
Ladies and gentlemen, to present
the lifetime achievement award...
:50:34
Roll tape. Go to clip.
Aspirin, please.
:50:38
Go to three. Ready, four.
:50:42
This year's lifetime achievement
award winner's credits
:50:45
include some of the greatest moments
on celluloid.
:50:47
Films such as
"Sandals And Loincloth", 1958,
:50:51
"Sweaty Boatmen", 1959,
:50:54
"The Leather-clad Centurion", 1960,
:50:56
and his first colour feature in 1966,
:51:00
"Big Shiny Spears".
:51:08
OK, there's the man
from Bryce Porterhouse.
:51:11
He guards the envelopes until
they're handed out. He won't budge.
:51:16
You know what to do.
Distract him so I can plant the bomb.
:51:19
Accepting the award for Mr Broncowitz
is Margaret Redfeather.
:51:40
That ought to do it.
:51:42
You'll never get away with this.
:51:44
Rocco will kill you, whoever you are.
:51:46
Frank Drebin, Police Squad.
:51:48
- Isn't that a unusual?
- It's happened before.
:51:51
- Here's the plan.
- You'll never stop Rocco.
:51:54
- Your chances are one in a million.
- Better than any state lottery.
:51:57
I'm the good guy.
I can't let the bad guys win.