:57:03
Slasher is Frank Drebin
of Police Squad.
:57:06
That lousy, two-bit, copper punk!
:57:09
I treat him like my brother...
the one I didn't kill.
:57:12
- He might find the bomb.
- Not if I find him first.
:57:16
Back from commercial in five seconds.
:57:18
Hurry with the mic and cue Donahue.
:57:24
Read the card, moron.
:57:29
"Well, Raquel, this certainly
is a special evening. Phew!"
:57:33
"I can barely catch my breath.
Turn it over to Raquel."
:57:37
"I'm used to being out of breath..."
:57:40
What the hell?
:57:41
"Hold for laughter and applause.
To Phil."
:57:44
"Gets me out of breath just watching.
To Raquel..."
:57:48
I read that.
:57:49
"But let's get to the subject
at hand. Pick up the envelope."
:57:53
The nominees for best director are...
:57:56
Sir Richard Attenborough
for his musical
:57:59
on the life of Mother Teresa,
"Mother".
:58:23
Spike Lee,
"X II, The Merchandising".
:58:26
Nordberg, look!
That's Frank at the Academy Awards.
:58:31
How'd he get tickets?
:58:33
That's where Rocco
is going to strike next.
:58:36
He's planning to blow up
the Academy Awards.
:58:39
- We've got to go.
- We're not invited. We're cops.
:58:44
It's for you.
:58:47
Nordberg, Police Squad.
Hello? Hello?
:58:52
Henderson, see about this phone.
I think it's broke.
:58:57
And now, today's lucky lotto numbers.