1:00:00
And the winner is...
1:00:03
Raquel, so many
go to bed hungry in this nation.
1:00:07
Yet, cat food's full of tuna.
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I can't help thinking
each time I go to the zoo
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and see those porpoises
crammed into tiny tanks,
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what a waste that is.
1:00:16
Butcher half of them now.
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Hundreds of pounds of dolphin meat
that could be fed to cats,
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freeing up that tuna
for our nation's hungry.
1:00:31
- And the winner is...
- So many are... cold,
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shivering in the night.
1:00:37
I say take those cats and skin them.
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Use their fur to keep hundreds warm.
1:00:43
Jesus, Phil!
1:00:45
And the winner is...
1:00:56
Give me that!
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- Not one move.
- That barrel's cold.
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It's room temperature.
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It's OK. It's not the bomb.
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- Silver hair.
- About 6'2".
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Looked like Phil Donahue.
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- That's the guy!
- Get him!
1:01:42
Ladies and gentlemen,
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please welcome internationally
renowned singing star, Pia Zadora.
1:01:51
There he is! Stop him.
1:01:55
Excuse me. Isn't that snot
on your shoe?
1:01:59
I'll stay here. You check the wings.