:23:04
[Gut] What good
is that gonna do me?
:23:07
Just one little binger
to brighten up your day.
:23:08
Just one little binger
to brighten up your day.
:23:10
Come on, man.
[Laughs]
:23:14
Just one hit.
:23:16
Then I gotta go.
:23:21
[Man #1]
Look at the stitching.
:23:23
- It's gotta be L.L. Bean.
- [Man #2] Yes.
:23:26
[Man #1]
But can he be trusted?
:23:28
[Man #2]
Look at his tie.
:23:31
His complexion.
:23:33
He's definitely
one of us.
:23:35
[Exhales]
W-W... Where am I?
:23:38
You're safe now.
Allow me.
:23:40
Carter Prescott, pledge master
of the secret fraternity
of Balls and Shaft.
:23:44
Tom Lawrence,
pre-frosh.
:23:47
Bantam Draper.
:23:48
Um, so this is a frat?
:23:53
The school outlawed fraternities
in 1967, Tom...
:23:57
and Balls and Shaft was
forced to go underground.
:23:59
We lost our house, now the
detestable sore known as the Pit.
:24:04
Since then,
our numbers have dwindled...
:24:06
but we're always on the lookout
for new members.
:24:09
- You guys used to be in the Pit?
- I know. It's sad.
:24:11
The swine in there,
they're dirty, stupid.
:24:14
Worst of all? Poor.
:24:18
- [Knocking On Door]
- I'll get it.
:24:21
America's
greatest president?
:24:23
- It's me, Rand. Open up.
- America's greatest president?
:24:26
Damn it!
Who is Ronald Reagan?
:24:29
- A casual shoe for yachting.
- What are you trying
to figure out, B.D.?
:24:32
Who could I be?
[Sighs]
:24:34
- What is a blucher?
- They killed Jesus Christ.
:24:36
Who are theJews?
Open up, sucko!
:24:44
Gentlemen! I got some good news,
and I got some bad news.
:24:48
The bad news is...
:24:50
you're an idiot.
:24:52
Don't ever make me
wait outside that door.
:24:54
The good news is, Thompson
just delivered the information.
:24:57
By now the Pit will have
started planning their little soiree.