:40:01
they wouldn't know a good time
if it was sitting on their face.
:40:04
But there is one thing that will
always unite us and them.
:40:09
They're young!
:40:11
They may not realize it yet...
:40:13
but they've got
the same raging hormones...
:40:15
the same self-destructive desire
to get boldly trashed...
:40:18
and wildly out of control.
:40:20
Look out that window.
That's not a protest.
:40:23
That is a cry for help.
:40:25
Stop the penis party!
Stop the penis party!
:40:28
They're begging us.
:40:30
"Please have a party! Feed us drinks!
Get us laid!"
:40:35
[Droz Screams]
:40:38
That's a pretty strange
theory, Droz.
:40:40
Yeah. Besides, we don't
have a band or any people, man.
:40:43
- We don't have...
- [Together] Any beer!
:40:45
We've got loose keg sightings
near the freshman dorm.
:40:48
Two cases of zinfandel
spotted near the faculty club.
:40:50
And here, the mother lode...
the bicentennial ball.
:40:53
- Moles, you're on the air in 10.
- Got it.
:40:55
Ceel, you're on bongos.
Me, Dave and Dave are on beer.
:40:59
Katy?
You're a freshman.
:41:01
Find 2,000 people.
:41:04
Hey.! Hey.!
:41:07
It's about time the university
embraced multiculturalism.
:41:09
- [McPherson] Hey.!
- It really is.
:41:13
- Excuse me.
- Of course.
- Uh-huh.
:41:16
[Man]
What was that all about?
:41:18
What is the
complaint count now?
:41:20
- [Woman] Hello, Andréa.
- [Man] Nice to see you.
:41:22
Only three
this afternoon.
:41:24
But my community crisis
bulletin just went out. Okay?
:41:27
Well, don't worry, my fair maiden.
We will get our quota.
:41:30
And by the way, have you seen
their tasteless flyer?
:41:36
[Gasps]
:41:38
Oh, my God.
:41:40
Is there no limit?
:41:42
Well...
:41:44
what I figure they did
was...
:41:46
they cut out a picture
of your head and pasted it
on another, different picture.
:41:50
I've done a little
collage work myself.
:41:57
B.D.,
do me a favor...
:41:59
and don't ever talk.