1:06:03
Those homeless people at the Pit
didn't even bother to show.
1:06:07
They're probably grubbin' quarters
at the bus station by now.
1:06:10
Welcome P.C.U.'s
most recent change...
1:06:12
our new school mascot...
1:06:14
the Port Chester
whooping crane.
1:06:21
Hey, guys,
it's a beautiful day, isn't it?
1:06:24
- Oh, God. Not now! [Struggling]
- Hey, what's up?
1:06:27
- [Grunting]
- Threatened by hunters and developers...
1:06:30
and those awful plastic
six- pack can holder things.
1:06:34
But here at Port Chester, she will be
closely watched and tended to...
1:06:38
safe from the natural habitat
that is so fraught with danger.
1:06:42
- Oh, my God.
- [Student]
I hear they taste like chicken.
1:06:50
- What's he doing?
- Let's give it up
for Andrea Garcia-Thompson...
1:06:55
and her amazing and impromptu
rare bird show.
1:06:58
The bird show. The amazing bird show.
The wonderful bird show.
1:07:01
- The bird show.!
- [Cheers]
1:07:04
I don't have a lot of time to say this
but I gotta get something off my chest.
1:07:07
Last night,
my house threw a party...
1:07:10
and I thought that we all
finally got along.
1:07:12
We had a good time.
1:07:14
But we got so many protests,
we broke so many rules...
1:07:18
that we got booted
off campus.
1:07:20
You know, it used to be
the administration's job to make rules.
1:07:23
It used to be us against them.
Now it's us against us.
1:07:27
I've been here seven years
and I gotta tell you guys...
1:07:29
what's going on here
is about America.
1:07:33
- Shut up.
- It's about democracy.
1:07:35
It's about the Bill of Rights,
basic cable, call-waiting,
free trips to the salad bar.
1:07:40
It's about everything that
makes this country great. Our country.!
1:07:44
We can do something
about this.
1:07:47
We can finally say...
1:07:50
that when some people
are having a good time...
1:07:54
and drinking some beers,
throwing some meat...
1:07:56
that we're not
gonna protest.
1:07:59
In fact, I promised myself
I wouldn't do this. I'm sorry.