:01:04
- Can I get anyone more coffee ?
- Oh, yes !
:01:09
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
:01:11
I mean, the way it is now,
:01:15
you're takin' the same risk
as when you rob a bank.
:01:17
Takin' more of a risk.
Banks are easier.
:01:20
Federal banks ain't supposed to stop you
in any way during a robbery.
:01:23
They're insured. Why should
they give a fuck ? I don't even
need a gun in a Federal bank.
:01:27
Heard about this one bloke, he walks
into a bank with a portable phone.
:01:31
He gives the phone to a teller.
The bloke on the other end says,
:01:34
"We got this guy's little girl.
If you don't give him all your
money, we're gonna kill her."
:01:37
- Did it work ?
- Fuckin' right it worked.
That's what I'm talkin' about.
:01:40
Knucklehead walks into a bank
with a telephone. Not a pistol,
not a shotgun, a fuckin' phone.
:01:46
- Cleans the place out.
They don't lift a fuckin' finger.
- Did they hurt the little girl ?
:01:51
There probably never was
a little girl. The point of
the story isn't a little girl.
:01:54
The point of the story is they
robbed a bank with a telephone.
:01:57
- You want to rob banks ?
- I'm not saying I wanna rob banks.
:02:01
I'm illustrating if we did, it'd be
easier than what we've been doing.
:02:03
-No more liquor stores ?
-What've we been talkin' about ?
Yeah, no more liquor stores.
:02:07
Besides, it ain't the giggle
it used to be. There's too many
foreigners own liquor stores.
:02:10
Vietnamese, Koreans,
don't even speak fuckin' English.
:02:12
You tell 'em empty out
the register, they don't know
what you're talkin' about.
:02:15
They make it too personal.
:02:17
- We keep on, one of these gook
fuckers gonna make us kill him.
- I'm not gonna kill anybody.
:02:21
I don't want to either.
But they'll probably put us
in a situation where it's us or them.
:02:25
And if it's not the gooks,
:02:27
it's these old fuckin' Jews who've owned
the store for 15 fucking generations.
:02:30
You got Grandpa lrving sitting
behind the counter with
a fucking Magnum in his hand.
:02:35
Try walkin' into one of those places
with nothing but a phone.
:02:37
See how far that gets you.
Forget it.
:02:39
- We're out of it.
- Well, what then, day jobs ?
:02:42
- Not in this life.
- What then ?
:02:46
Garçon, coffee !
:02:48
This place.
:02:52
Garçon means boy.
:02:58
This place ?
A coffee shop ?