:07:05
- Okay, so tell me again
about the hash bars.
- Okay, what you want to know ?
:07:09
- Hash is legal there, right ?
- It's legal, but it ain't 100% legal.
:07:12
You just can't walk into a restaurant,
roll a joint and start puffin' away.
:07:17
I mean, they want you to smoke in
your home or certain designated places.
:07:20
- Those are hash bars ?
- Yeah. It breaks down like this.
:07:23
It's legal to buy it.
It's legal to own it.
:07:25
And if you're the proprietor
of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it.
:07:29
It's illegal to carry it,
but-but that doesn't matter,
'cause get a load of this.
:07:33
If you get stopped by a cop
in Amsterdam, it's illegal
for them to search you.
:07:38
- I mean, that's a right the cops
in Amsterdam don't have.
- Oh, man ! I'm goin'.
:07:42
That's all there is to it.
I'm fuckin' goin'.
:07:44
I know, baby.
You'd dig it the most.
:07:47
- But you know what the funniest thing
about Europe is ?
- What ?
:07:50
It's the little differences.
I mean, they got the same shit
over there that they got here,
:07:54
- but it's just there,
it's a little different.
- Example.
:07:58
You can walk into a movie theater
in Amsterdam and buy a beer.
:08:01
And I don't mean just like no paper cup.
I'm talkin' about a glass of beer.
:08:05
And in Paris, you can buy
a beer in McDonald's.
You know what they call...
:08:08
a Quarter-Pounder
with Cheese in Paris ?
:08:12
They don't call it
a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese ?
:08:14
They got the metric system.
They wouldn't know what the fuck
a Quarter-Pounder is.
:08:17
- What do they call it ?
- They call it a Royale with Cheese.
:08:21
- Royale with Cheese.
- That's right.
:08:23
What do they call a Big Mac ?
:08:25
Big Mac's a Big Mac,
but they call it Le Big Mac.
:08:28
[ Imitating French Accent ]
Le Big Mac. [ Laughs ]
:08:31
- What do they call a Whopper ?
- I don't know. I didn't
go into Burger King.
:08:35
- You know what they put on French fries
in Holland instead of ketchup ?
- What ?
:08:39
- Mayonnaise. [ Chuckles ]
- Goddamn !
:08:42
- I seen 'em do it, man.
They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
- Yuck.
:08:49
We should have shotguns
for this kind of deal.
:08:55
- How many up there ?
- Three or four.
:08:58
- That's countin' our guy ?
- Not sure.