:09:00
Ha ha ha ha!
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Yes. Good morning,
ladies and... gentleman!
:09:04
I see a gentleman
right over there!
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Good morning!
:09:09
Good morning!
Boy, I tell you...
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it is a good morning
with this audience.
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Ha! Well, today,
for all you dieters...
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guiltless goodies
from chef Skinny Ninny.
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Whoa. Mmm!
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And we'll also be visiting
with a man...
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right here from Houston
who is battling Alzheimer's.
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A beautiful
and touching story...
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of the triumph
of the human spirit.
:09:33
He's so cheesy, I can't
watch him without crackers.
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Now let's take a peek
inside our "Video View"...
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and see what we have
in store for today.
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It's a special report
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on children's
birthday party themes...
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taped on location...
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at 8-year-old
Davy Robbins' party...
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exclusively for our
"Video View" collection.
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Ha ha ha!
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So... come sit with me.
:10:01
Relax.
Have a cup of joe.
:10:05
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
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Well, anyway, it's gonna be
a good day. Good morning!
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You're beautiful.
:10:22
We're clear.
:10:27
Am I here to amuse you,
Miss Pierce?
:10:28
Am I here to make you laugh?
:10:29
Is that the real reason
I'm on this show?
:10:31
Mr. Gubler, when I prepare
your note cards...
:10:32
you're supposed to get
your own espresso.
:10:34
Didn't you get
my "espress yourself" memo?
:10:35
I don't have time
for your little mind games.
:10:37
I'd like to remind you...
:10:38
that we're laying people
off around here.
:10:40
I can find an intern who will do
your job for free like that.
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SINGING:
I been locked out
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I been locked in
:10:56
But I always seem
to come back again