:15:00
That could take years.
:15:01
Look at it like a built-in
security system.
:15:03
We'll have a man
around the house.
:15:04
We'll have a hall monitor.
That's what we'll have.
:15:07
I don't even know if this is
allowed in the building.
:15:09
It's not like Mr. Roper's
gonna burst in.
:15:12
I'll just stay on the couch.
:15:14
Vickie,
he will turn this place...
:15:17
into a den of slack.
:15:20
What the hell is your problem?
:15:23
I have to work around here,
and unfortunately, Troy...
:15:26
you are a master
at the art of time suckage.
:15:29
Oh, well, I'm sorry, miss poster
girl for the workers party...
:15:31
but until I get that toehold
in the burger industry...
:15:33
I got a little time to suck.
:15:35
I'd rather check into a shelter
than deal with her shit.
:15:38
I know how much you
love to mainline in misery here.
:15:40
But you don't have to.
:15:41
I can get you a job interview
at my dad's plant.
:15:45
What is that?
Part of my lease agreement?
:15:47
It's either that
or a credit check.
:15:49
It's cool, Troy.
You can stay.
:15:51
Welcome to the maxi pad.
:15:53
Yeah,
with the new dry-weave...
:15:55
it actually pulls moisture
away from you. It's good.
:16:00
You won't even know
I'm here.
:16:04
Should I get married?
Should I be good?
:16:05
Should I astound
the girl next door
:16:07
with my velvet suit
and my Faustus hood?
:16:09
And not take her to movies
but to cemeteries
:16:11
and tell her of werewolf tongues
and forked clarinets?
:16:15
What
"Hey, That's My Bike"...
:16:16
would like to do eventually.
as a band...
:16:19
is travel the countryside
like Woody Guthrie.
:16:21
Or Richard Simmons.
:16:23
You know how,
in his commercials...
:16:25
how he travels around,
surprises people jogging.
:16:27
As you can see,
I have the occasional run-in...
:16:31
with an anti-
"Hey, That's My Biker. "
:16:34
And to those people,
I say nobody...
:16:38
Nobody can eat fifty eggs.
:16:41
-Lainie?
-Whatie?
:16:43
The next time you make
microwave brownies...
:16:46
I'd really consider
using a microwave.
:16:49
It's just a thought.
:16:51
You know,
I finally figured out...
:16:53
what your problem is, Dyer.
:16:55
What's that?
I'm not a Pepper?
:16:57
You suffer from the philosopher
groupie syndrome.
:16:59
You're this guy
with, like, a 180 I.Q...