:17:02
ten units away from
a degree in philosophy...
:17:05
and you always fall
for these dumb groupie types.
:17:08
Now... they are not all dumb.
:17:10
Most of them
are just very, very depressed.
:17:12
Do you find me attractive,
sitting here, eating brownies?
:17:15
You do. You're strangely
attracted to me right now.
:17:17
You're oddly, oddly
attracted to me.
:17:19
It turns you on, doesn't it?
You like to watch, don't you?
:17:21
Come on.
Come on! Aah!
:17:24
Here. Ha ha ha!
:17:25
Don't! Come on.
It's not funny. Give it back.
:17:28
-Give what back?
-Give it back!
:17:29
Give what back?
Give the brownies back?
:17:31
-Aah!
-Brownies, brownies.
:17:33
Oh, I love brownies.
My name's Lelaina.
:17:35
Hey, don't!
Hey, watch the camera.
:17:37
Don't throw it at me.
That's not nice.
:17:48
Mr. Gubler, do you have time
to take a look...
:17:51
at what I've done here?
:17:52
I need my questions.
:17:54
Oh, well, here's
the research that I did.
:17:57
You might want to read it...
:17:58
because this guest has
quite a history in politics.
:18:01
Just give me my questions.
:18:13
Excusez-moi.
:18:15
-You all alone?
-Not anymore.
:18:18
If I could bottle
the sexual tension...
:18:20
between Bonnie Franklin
and Schneider...
:18:23
I could solve
the energy crisis.
:18:26
Excuse me.
:18:27
Don't bogart that can... man.
:18:32
-Are you retarded?
-No. I'm rhyming.
:18:36
It's not easy.
Sure, I make it look easy.
:18:41
You guys
better not be inhaling.
:18:43
Hi.
:18:44
Lelaina, Vickie was just
promoted to manager of the Gap.
:18:49
-Shut up.
-It's not even a big deal.
:18:51
The old manager
tried to kill herself...
:18:54
by eating a whole pot
of poinsettias.
:18:56
Still, I'm so proud of you.
Wait.
:18:57
I'll be making four-hundred
dollars a week, though.