:39:01
Patty got drunk in her closet...
:39:03
every morning
before junior high school.
:39:05
And you?
:39:07
Well, um...
:39:09
Somebody had to remember
to take out the trash...
:39:13
sign the report cards,
buy the milk.
:39:16
So, um... that kind of ended up
being me.
:39:20
I don't want to get married...
:39:21
because I see
how my parents are.
:39:23
And they've been together,
like, 26 years...
:39:26
and they're like brother
and sister at this point.
:39:29
My mother goes to the bathroom
with the door open.
:39:31
That's "A."
:39:33
And "B"...
It's disgusting.
:39:35
I don't want any part of that.
:39:36
I want first kisses.
I want passion...
:39:39
the whole way through.
:39:40
It's better than having to kiss
your husband's ass all the time.
:39:45
Yeah.
:39:46
I think that your documentary...
:39:48
would be perfect
for "In Your Face. "
:39:52
-See? Forget it.
-No.
:39:53
You're probably thinking more
like, you know...
:39:55
P B.S. or something.
:39:56
No. No. You know
what it is, though?
:39:59
It's that I.. Boy.
:40:01
OK, when I made this thing...
:40:03
I kind of made
this promise to myself...
:40:06
that I wasn't going
to think about...
:40:07
where it was gonna end up
because I didn't want to...
:40:10
unintentionally
commercialize it.
:40:13
No,
I think that's great.
:40:14
I mean, I think
you should definitely...
:40:16
not unintentionally
do anything...
:40:17
that you're
not comfortable with.
:40:19
I mean, not that I would
intentionally...
:40:21
Well, plus
it's not done yet, you know.
:40:23
Right. I know. I know.
It was just a stupid...
:40:25
You know... I got to go
to New York on Wednesday...
:40:28
for this huge
network meeting thing...
:40:30
which is totally...
God, you would hate it.
:40:33
I hate it. I just...
I just thought...
:40:36
that they would freak out
over your tapes...
:40:38
because they never see anything
that's really smart...
:40:40
and has real...
you know, quality and is...
:40:44
good, like you and your work...
:40:46
and I know
I'm being selfish and...
:40:50
Michael, um...
:40:53
That is literally, literally...
:40:56
the nicest thing
that anyone's ever said to me...