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:48:26
Lainie, have you seen
a pack of guitar strings?

:48:28
I have to bring them
to the club.

:48:30
You know,
I hope he knows...

:48:32
that he still has to
pay some rent around here.

:48:35
I mean... Ha ha.
:48:37
I don't know where he thinks
he's spending his nights, but...

:48:41
Do you know?
:48:45
I'm late for a jean-folding
seminar. Let's locomote.

:48:54
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:48:56
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:48:58
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:49:01
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:49:03
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:49:05
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:49:07
I was unhappy in my career,
and I needed a change.

:49:10
But I didn't know what to do.
:49:12
It's just that nothing
is going down according to plan.

:49:16
I mean, my best friend...
:49:18
I feel like I've
lost him forever...

:49:21
and he was like
my touchstone, you know.

:49:25
WOMAN ON TELEPHONE:
This man...

:49:26
does his name start
with the letter "N"?

:49:29
Because I'm getting
a very strong "N" vibration.

:49:33
Newsstand.
"N," newsstand.

:49:36
He used to work
at a newsstand.

:49:37
Uh-huh.
:49:38
Oh, god.
This is unbelievable.

:49:41
Honey,
that's not all I'm getting.

:49:43
There are people
I know from high school...

:49:46
who are already married
and having babies.

:49:50
I mean, babies, OK?
:49:53
I can't even take care
of a Chia Pet.

:49:55
Well, honey,
I didn't have kids...

:49:56
until I was on
my third husband.

:49:58
Oh, really?
:49:59
All Geminis.

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