1:19:00
because he lets you navigate
that entire relationship.
1:19:02
Well, I'm sorry, Lelaina,
but you can't navigate me.
1:19:04
I might do mean things,
and I might hurt you...
1:19:06
and I might run away
without your permission...
1:19:08
and you might hate me forever.
1:19:09
And I know that that scares
the shit out of you...
1:19:11
because I'm the only
real thing that you have.
1:19:15
Yeah? Well, that ain't
real much.
1:19:18
One, two, three, four.
1:19:22
Hey, Troy, man, you're on.
1:19:33
Michael, I'm sorry...
1:19:35
Listen, I'm sorry, all right?
That's what this is all about.
1:19:38
This one's for you, Lainie.
1:19:53
Why can't I get just one kiss?
1:19:57
You told me there'd be some
things that I wouldn't miss
1:19:59
But I looked at your pants
1:20:00
And I need a kiss
1:20:02
Why can't I get just one screw?
1:20:05
Believe me, I'd know
what to do
1:20:08
But something won't let me
make love to you
1:20:10
Why can't I get just one ah?
1:20:28
Oh, nice job. Very well done.
Really good.
1:20:30
I don't want to hear it
from you.
1:20:32
Yeah? Well, I forgot I'm not
qualified to talk to you.
1:20:35
I'm sorry I can't be Mister...
1:20:37
Hey, look at me.
I'm Buddha on the mountaintop.
1:20:40
You know what you are, man?
You what what you remind me of?
1:20:42
You're like that guy,
you know, with the...
1:20:45
with the hat and the bells
and the little, you know...
1:20:47
The court jester.
1:20:49
Yeah, right. Where everything's
so easy to laugh at...
1:20:51
from a safe distance
back in Clever-Clever Land.
1:20:53
You know what happens to him?
1:20:56
They find his skull in a grave,
and they go...
1:20:58
"Oh, I knew him,
and he was funny. "