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If God didn't want us to play with
these parts, why make them fun?
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So many people can't feed their kids
and the Church says, "Have more."
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Here come your lovers.
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Look, Jesus never said anything
about chastity, anyway.
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That started with
some old men on an island
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that suddenly decided
the body was bad for the soul.
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- Atlantis, was it?
- It's a pity for women it wasn't.
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The fact is,
the gloomy God of the Old Testament
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still has us by the scruff
of the neck today.
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When He was invented,
there were a lot of pagan religions
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that celebrated sexuality
and fertility and so on.
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So how is this new religion
to compete with something so popular?
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By saying that sex was evil and that
women, the embodiment of sexuality,
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were responsible for the downfall
of mankind in the Garden of Eden!
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- So we're second-class citizens.
- Mrs Pankhurst would be proud.
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- Why can't we be vicars or priests?
- Or popes?
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Because we're too deafened by the din
of our bodies to hear God's Word.
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- Here, here.
- May I answer that question?
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- May I speak?
- Come in, boys.
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- Evenin', all. G'day.
- Evening.
:36:16
You're late.
:36:18
We had to fix up...
a couple of flyblown sheep.
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Did you wash your hands?
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Twice.
:36:28
- Eww, it's horrible.
- It's only oil, honey.
:36:31
It's sheep poo. You got sheep poo
in your fingernails.
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It's OK. We'll be wearing gloves.
:36:39
Well...better get going, I suppose.
:36:43
See yous later.
:36:46
- Good night.
- See ya.
:36:55
Try one of these.
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They're Turkish.