:08:08
What on--
:08:10
- Is this the bachelorette party for--
- It's Bernadette's party.
:08:13
- Bernadette is eight years old today.
- Oh.
:08:16
[ Tires Squealing, Siren Wails ]
:08:20
Well, in case you missed it, there
was a U.F.O. spotted over Phoenix today.
:08:24
That's "Unidentified
Falling Object."
:08:26
You may remember 31-year-old
Richard Brodie from another
high-profile escapade.
:08:30
Last year Brodie skydived into
a football game at Sun Devils stadium...
:08:34
and proceeded to pick up the ball
and run for a touchdown.
:08:38
He was tackled in the end zone
by both teams.
:08:41
As a result of today's stunt, police
charged the wayward skydiver...
:08:44
with violating
restricted air space.
:08:46
The F.A.A. is said
to be investigating.
:08:48
Ahh!
:08:51
¢Ü ¢Ü
:09:03
¢Ü Got a ten-room house
that overlooks the sea ¢Ü
:09:08
¢Ü Got a boss at work
who's overlookin' me-- ¢Ü ¢Ü
:09:11
- Polyester makin' a comeback?
- Loaner clothes. County jail.
:09:14
Uh-huh. Suit with
the breakaway buttocks?
:09:17
- Tryin' to pick up a little extra
cash, Jo. A man's gotta eat.
- Y eah? Eat this.
:09:21
F.A.A. inspection report. They hit us
with 12 safety violations last month.
:09:26
That's the most for any jump center
in the country. And now, you pull this.
:09:30
- Wow. The most ever?
- Y eah.
:09:35
[ Brodie ]
Thank you, thank you. All right, relax.
:09:39
- Shut up!
- [ Cheering Stops ]
:09:42
We're already
on the F.A.A. hit list.
:09:44
You pull a stupid stunt like this,
it hurts everyone here.
:09:48
Now you listen to me.
Until we pass the next inspection,
:09:51
there will be no more base jumps
off of radar towers.
:09:54
No more bungee jumps off construction
cranes while they're operating.
:09:58
And, Ditch, no more low altitude pulls.
You're going to bounce.