:17:00
Mother, I can handle this.
:17:03
What's that old fossil doing here?
Did the tar pits back up again?
:17:07
Well, somebody has to be here looking
after my daughter and grandchild...
:17:12
while you're out carousing
with a bunch of Neanderthals.
:17:15
Oh, really?
Well, for your information,
:17:18
the lodge no longer
accepts Neanderthals.
:17:20
He robs your nest egg to bail
out that little troll next door...
:17:24
while my daughter has to
wash her clothes in the river.
:17:28
- I got half a mind..
- Oh, don't flatter yourself.
:17:32
That's it!
Where's my club, Wilma?
:17:34
You just try it, fatso!
:17:36
- If you was a man, I'd knock you..
- Enough! Mother! Fred!
:17:39
You two should be
ashamed of yourselves!
:17:43
I've got my hands full
just being ashamed of him.
:17:46
- You got your hands full
when you scratch your neck!
- Stop it!
:17:49
Both of you!
:17:51
Mother, Fred is a loving husband
and a good provider.
:17:54
Oh, really? What has he ever
provided you besides shade?
:17:59
Oh, Wilma,
:18:02
you could've married
Elliot Firestone,
:18:04
the man who invented the wheel.
:18:07
Instead you picked
Fred Flintstone,
:18:09
the man who invented
the excuse.
:18:12
Let me tell you something, Pearl..
I'm not going to be a nobody all my life.
:18:16
One of these days, I'm gonna be
a somebody, a real somebody!
:18:19
We'll live in luxury, and Wilma
will have everything she deserves.
:18:23
When that day comes,
you'll be so busy eatin' crow...
:18:26
you'll be passing feathers
for a month!
:18:29
Oh, you poor, poor dear.
:18:32
And when I think of all the sacrifices
your father made for you.
:18:38
Lambs, oxen,
:18:40
your brother Jerry.
:18:43
- Well..
- Oh, Wilma.
:18:45
Do your mother a favor.
:18:48
Just call Elliot Firestone.
:18:50
Even if things don't work out,
:18:52
he can give you
a great deal on some tires.
:18:56
- Yes, Mother.
- Byesie-bye.
:18:58
I'll show her.
I'll show everybody.