:14:03
If you have not been fully orientated,
you must file a complaint!
:14:07
File a faulty complaint, and they dock you!
:14:15
Kloppitt.
:14:17
Kloppitt, Kloppitt, Kloppitt, Kloppitt....
:14:19
Max Kloppitt.
:14:21
"Max Kloppitt, Jr."
:14:32
What do you do when the envelope
is too big for the slot?
:14:36
If you fold them, they fire you.
:14:41
I usually throw them out.
:14:49
Just got hired today.
:14:51
Terrific.
:14:53
Entry level.
:14:57
But...
:14:59
...I got big ideas.
:15:01
I'm sure you do.
:15:03
For instance...
:15:05
...look at this sweet baby.
:15:10
I developed it myself.
:15:12
Yes, sirree, this is my ticket upstairs.
:15:18
You know, for kids.
:15:20
Terrific.
:15:22
So, you see. I won't be working
in the mail room long.
:15:25
No, I don't guess you will be.
:15:28
How long've you been here?
:15:30
Forty-eight years.
:15:32
Next year they move me up to parcels...
:15:35
...if I'm lucky.
:15:39
Attention Hudsucker employees:
:15:41
We regretfully announce
that at 30 seconds after the hour of noon...
:15:45
...Hudsucker time...
:15:47
...Waring Hudsucker, Founder, President...
:15:49
...and Chairman of the Board
of Hudsucker Industries...
:15:52
...merged with the infinite.
:15:54
To mark this occasion of corporate loss...
:15:57
...we ask that all employees observe
a moment of silent contemplation.