The Hudsucker Proxy
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Again? You're on.
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Look at the mug on this guy.
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The jutting eyebrows, the simian forehead,
the idiotic grin.

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He has a face only a mother could love...
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...on payday.
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The only story here is
how this guy made a monkey out of you.

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Like it or not, I'm still editor of this rag.
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I thought you were writing,
"J. Edgar Hoover: When Will He Marry?"

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- I filed it yesterday. Nice tie, Earl.
- Well, do a follow-up.

:31:26
"Hoover: Crimebuster or Pantywaist?"
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The rest of you mugs get some brains
and get me that Idea Man story!

:31:33
He's the bunk.
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I'll stake my Pulitzer on it!
:31:45
Say, buddy, where'd you get the new duds?
:31:47
Say, buddy, how did Old Bucketbutt
like his blue letter?

:31:50
Did he bust a gut? Did he die?
Well, hello, Mr. Mussburger.

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Lobby, we haven't got all day.
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Right away, Mr. Mussburger.
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How're you this fine morning, sir?
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It's been a pleasure serving you today, sir.
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It's been a pleasure serving you too, buddy.
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Shouldn't we be a little concerned
with the downward spiral of our stock...

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...these past few days?
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You're the expert,
but at the Muncie College of Business--

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Relax, it's only natural...
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...in a period of transition for
the more timid element to run for cover.

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Like I said, you're the expert
but do you remember the plan I outlined...

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...the day I set fire to your....
The day I was promoted?

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I do remember and I was impressed.
But that's all forgotten now.

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Thank you, Sid.
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The reason I mention it is it requires
such a small capital investment....

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- There's a huge potential profit...
- Damn it, where's my car?

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...given the demographics boom
of the burgeoning middle-class.

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So if you agree, I'd like to bounce the idea
off a few people at lunch.

:32:49
Sure.
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Tell whoever you want.
I'd like to hear about it at some point too.


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