1:11:00
Ha. I can't see it.
1:11:03
You doubt me, sir?
1:11:10
I'll write it.
1:11:13
Could we mention
the stool this time?
1:11:16
Oh, the stool, the stool.
1:11:19
My dear Pepys, the persistent
excellence of the stool
1:11:22
has been one of this disease's
most tedious features.
1:11:26
When will you get it
into your head,
1:11:28
one can produce
a copious, regular,
1:11:30
and exquisitely-turned
evacuation every day
1:11:32
and still be
a stranger to reason?
1:11:39
I will not trouble the House
1:11:41
with the detailed contents
of the latest,
1:11:44
and I may say,
generally optimistic bulletin.
1:11:49
But honourable members would,
I am sure, like to know
1:11:52
that while His Majesty
has had ups and downs...
1:11:58
His... his health continues
steadily to improve.
1:12:03
Improve? That's a barefaced lie.
1:12:08
Ups and downs?
1:12:11
Ups and downs?
1:12:12
Mr Speaker, I can,
with your permission,
1:12:16
quote from a copy
of the same bulletin
1:12:19
handed to me by Dr Warren.
1:12:21
Ooh!
1:12:23
Some of these ups and downs...
1:12:25
His Majesty's obscenities!
1:12:30
His blasphemies!
1:12:32
His interminable ramblings!
1:12:36
Suffice to say this optimistic
bulletin concludes thus...
1:12:42
that while His Majesty
has had lucid intervals,
1:12:46
he remains
periodically demented...
1:12:50
and incapable
of rational thought!
1:12:55
I put to the House that
we have been deceived too long
1:12:58
over His Majesty's
continuing illness!