1:30:01
I stole a car.
1:30:03
It was a dumb-fuck thing to do.
1:30:05
About six months left to go...
1:30:08
...I get a new cellmate in.
1:30:11
Elmo Blatch.
1:30:13
Big, twitchy fucker.
1:30:15
Kind of roomie you pray you don't get.
You know what I'm saying?
1:30:19
Six-to-twelve, armed burglary.
1:30:22
Said he pulled hundreds of jobs.
1:30:24
Hard to believe, high-strung as he was.
You cut a loud fart, he jumped three feet.
1:30:30
Talked all the time too. That's
the other thing. He never shut up.
1:30:35
Places he'd been in...
1:30:37
...jobs he'd pulled, women he fucked.
1:30:40
Even people he killed.
1:30:44
People who "gave him shit."
1:30:47
That's how he put it.
1:30:51
So one night, like a joke...
1:30:55
...I say to him,
"Elmo, who did you kill?"
1:30:58
So he says:
1:31:00
I got me this job one time,
busing tables at a country club...
1:31:04
...so I could case all these big
rich pricks that come in.
1:31:10
So I pick out this guy...
1:31:13
...go in one night...
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...and do his place.
1:31:18
He wakes up...
1:31:20
...and gives me shit.
1:31:23
So I killed him.
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Him and this tasty bitch he was with.
1:31:31
And that's the best part.
1:31:34
She's fucking this prick, see...
1:31:36
...this golf pro,
but she's married to some other guy.
1:31:40
Some hotshot banker.
1:31:44
And he's the one they pinned it on.
1:31:58
I have to say that's
the most amazing story I ever heard.