:56:02
What are you doing, Alex?
:56:04
I'm lovingly stroking your hair.
:56:21
You can't stand to be
alone with me, can you?
:56:26
You always want to have
Stuart along for the ride.
:56:33
- It's true, isn't it?
- Yeah, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
:56:39
You're afraid of women.
:56:41
You hate women.
:56:43
Why do you hate women?
:56:45
Just stop it.
:56:47
Stop it, all right?
I don't hate women.
:56:49
I don't understand why we can't just
sit here without touching each other.
:56:52
What's wrong with touching?
:56:53
You don't try to touch
Stuart all the time, do you?
:56:56
The only reason you touch me is because
you know I don't like to be touched.
:56:58
What?
:56:59
The only reason you're attracted to me
is you know I'm not attracted back.
:57:02
- That's not true!
- It is true.
:57:04
You're looking
for a self-destructive situation.
:57:07
You are a rejection junky,
plain and simple.
:57:09
What about you? You're the one who's
always drooling all over your roommate!
:57:12
- Talk about self-destructive!
- I don't drool over him!
:57:16
Liar!
You know what your problem is?
:57:18
You're secretly attracted to women,
and you're afraid to admit it!
:57:20
You're a closet heterosexual!
:57:23
- I am not.
- Are too.
:57:28
- Bitch.
- Heterosexual!
:57:33
Haagen Dazs and brewskies.
:57:35
Come on, man, we can
make beer floats again.
:57:50
What the hell was
going on in here?
:57:52
I hate him!
:57:54
I do too. So what?
:57:56
Oh, I'm so sick of this shit!