:52:01
Let's face it.
The 'Vette gets 'em wet.
:52:04
But it's not enough.
:52:07
If you really want to close escrow,
you gotta have an angle.
:52:12
I suppose you have an angle.
:52:14
It's killer.
:52:15
I mean, look at me.
I'm not that much to look at.
:52:18
No, no, no.
I can be honest.
:52:21
But I got 'em lining up,
and not just the skanks either.
:52:24
- Well, some are.
- What's your angle?
:52:28
No, sorry. Trade secret.
:52:31
Okay, just ask yourself:
:52:33
What do women really want?
:52:35
You take these bored housewives
married to the same guy for years.
:52:38
They're stuck in a rut.
They need some release.
:52:40
The promise of adventure,
a hint of danger.
:52:44
I create that for them.
:52:46
So basically you're lying
your ass off the whole time.
:52:48
- I couldn't do that.
- What are you, a Boy Scout?
:52:51
Think of it as playing a role.
It's fantasy.
:52:53
You gotta work on their dreams...
:52:55
get them out of their daily
suburban grind for a few hours.
:52:59
- What about their husbands?
- Dickless!
:53:01
I mean, let's face it.
If they took care of business...
:53:04
I'd be out of business,
you know what I mean?
:53:07
Those idiots.
:53:11
You mind keeping it under 90?
:53:13
I'm still trying
to pay for this dental work.
:53:16
So, who are you
working on right now?
:53:18
I always got a couple on the hook.
:53:20
There's this one right now,
I got her panting like a dog.
:53:24
- It's great.
- What does she do?
:53:26
Some sort of legal secretary
or something.
:53:29
You know,
uptight and conservative.
:53:31
But she could be so hot
if she wanted to be.
:53:33
And with you,
she gets to be real hot.
:53:36
Red hot!
Her thighs steam.
:53:38
It's like a dying plant.
Just needs a little water.
:53:41
- Married to some boring jerk.
- Some boring jerk?
:53:43
He doesn't appreciate her.
She's like all these babes.
:53:47
You get their pilot lit,
they can suck-start a leaf-blower.
:53:51
She's got the most incredible body,
and a pair of titties...
:53:55
make you want to stand up
and beg for buttermilk.
:53:57
Ass like a ten-year-old boy.