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Hello, world!
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That, uh, was supposed
to be the theme to 2001...
:44:19
in honor of
our command module Odyssey...
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but there seems to have been
a change in the program.
:44:25
When I go up on 19, I'm gonna take my
entire collection of Johnny Cash along.
:44:33
'- Hey, Marilyn.
'- Where's their broadcast?
:44:37
All the networks dumped us.
:44:39
One of them said we made
goin' to the moon...
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as exciting as a trip to Pittsburgh.
:44:45
My son's supposed to be on.
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He's in outer space.
:44:50
This is all the channels
we get, Mrs. Lovell.
:44:56
It's that damn TV Guide again.
:44:59
Ruthless porters.
:45:01
Savage baggage masters'-'-
:45:08
When I was just a lad of ten
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My father said to me
:45:14
'- Come here and take'-'-
'- Do they know they're not on the air?
:45:18
We'll tell them
when they get back.
:45:20
Don't put your faith
in love, my boy
:45:22
My father said to me
:45:25
Uh, well, if anyone from the,
uh, l.R.S. is watching...
:45:29
I forgot to file my 1040 return.
:45:32
I meant to do it today, but, uh'-'-
:45:34
That's no joke.
They'll jump on him.
:45:38
Well, folks, let's head on down
to the lunar excursion module.
:45:42
Follow me.
:45:44
Now, when we get ready
to land on the moon...
:45:46
Fred Haise and I will float
through this access tunnel...
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into the lunar module, leaving'-'-
:45:52
EECOM, that stir's gonna be...
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on both H2 and both O2 tanks,
is that correct?
:45:59
...the spacecraft
will remain connected.