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...who, while flying south for the winter,
froze solid...

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...and fell to the ground.
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To make matters worse,
a cow crapped on him.

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But the manure was warm
and defrosted him.

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So there he is, warm and happy to
be alive and he starts to sing.

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A cat comes along...
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...and he clears off the manure
and eats the little bird.

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The moral of the story is this:
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Everyone who craps on you is
not necessarily your enemy...

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...and everyone who gets you out of crap...
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...is not necessarily your friend.
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And if you're warm and happy...
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...no matter where you are,
keep your big mouth shut.

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You like that?
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I think I'm running out of stories.
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Keep your eye on that building.
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He must be getting impatient.
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He'll make his move soon.
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Thanks for the stories.
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Sorry I've been taking up the table.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Fuck! Shit! Motherfucker!
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Fuck! Shit!

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