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Talk to me.
1:37:30
No sign of him.
He's just sitting up there, same as us.
1:37:34
I mean, talk to me.
Tell me some of that weird stuff you know.
1:37:38
Tell you weird stuff.
1:37:40
Like what?
1:37:41
Tell me ajoke.
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May l?
1:37:45
Sure.
1:37:47
Tell me something to distract me.
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I'm not getting paid.
1:37:54
Be generous.
1:37:56
Once upon a time...
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...there was a little sparrow...
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...who, while flying south for the winter,
froze solid...
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...and fell to the ground.
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To make matters worse,
a cow crapped on him.
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But the manure was warm
and defrosted him.
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So there he is, warm and happy to
be alive and he starts to sing.
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A cat comes along...
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...and he clears off the manure
and eats the little bird.
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The moral of the story is this:
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Everyone who craps on you is
not necessarily your enemy...
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...and everyone who gets you out of crap...
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...is not necessarily your friend.
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And if you're warm and happy...
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...no matter where you are,
keep your big mouth shut.
1:38:42
You like that?
1:38:59
I think I'm running out of stories.