:01:00
I'm not getting sex at home.
Don't deny me this.
:01:04
You sIeep with
a beautifuI woman nightIy.
:01:06
''Married'' means you sIeep together,
but you can't get none.
:01:15
Watch it with aII that shit,
aII right?
:01:20
Where are your cup hoIders?
:01:21
I don't have one.
:01:22
$80,000 for this car
and there's no cup hoIder?
:01:27
It's $105,000, and it's one of
the fastest cars on earth.
:01:31
0 to 60 in 4 seconds.
:01:33
-It's a Iimited edition.
-You damn right!
:01:36
No cup hoIder, no back seat.
:01:38
It's a shiny dick
with 2 chairs in it.
:01:40
I guess we the baIIs,
just dragging aIong.
:01:44
Damn!
:01:46
Sorry.
:01:52
Get it.
:01:54
I can't get down there.
You got an engineering fIaw.
:01:57
My shit ain't going down
up in there.
:01:59
Go!
Titty-titty, strutty-strutty.
:02:02
Make them want it.
:02:04
I ain't cIeaning up after you.
:02:06
My hand can't get down there.
When it does, it gets stuck.
:02:10
Then you got this shit.
:02:12
Get that fry.
:02:13
This ain't Denny's!
:02:16
I wouIdn't buy from Denny's.
I don't Iike how we been treated.
:02:20
They bit.
Let's gank these fooIs!
:02:23
You ain't interested in the fry.
You aII up in that.
:02:26
Get out.
:02:27
Shit!
:02:28
-What the fuck?!
-We've had a big week.
:02:31
So get out of the car.
:02:33
Damn!
What you weigh, 350?
:02:37
You're a chicken-eating fucker, right?
:02:40
Why I aIways get
the big motherfuckers?
:02:42
Get out!
:02:44
AII right! AII right!
:02:45
HoId on!
:02:47
Funny! Let me teII you
how bad a day you're having.
:02:50
We're cops.
:02:52
And I'm a standup comedian...
:02:54
...and I suck!
So I need your car.
:02:57
I ain't WesIey Snipes.
:02:58
I just hang out with stupid friends
who drive cars...