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ah, with six of her friends.
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Pedro, Antonio, Gonzalo, Maria, Suzie, from home, y'know.
:56:08
She pretty much managed to avoid being
alone with me for the first couple of days
we were there, and I stuck around for a while,
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just to kind of let it really sink in that she wished I hadn't come.
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So I bought the cheapest flight out of Europe, this one leaving out of Vienna tomorrow,
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but it didn't leave for a couple of weeks. So, I bought this Eurail pass, y'know.
:56:24
y'know what's the worst thing about somebody breaking up with you?
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Its when you remember how little you thought about the people you broke up with,
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and you realize that that is how little they're thinking about you, y'know.
:56:41
Y'know, you'd like to think that you're both in all this pain,
but really, they're just, Hey, I'm glad you're gone.
:56:47
I know.
:56:49
You should look at bright colours.
:56:51
What?
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That's what the shrink told me, y'know. I was paying her 900 francs an hour,
to hear that I was a homicidal maniac,
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and that I could eliminate my obsession if I would concentrate on bright colours.
:57:04
Yeah, well did it work?
:57:05
Well,
:57:09
Didn't help your pinball, did it?
:57:10
No. Yeah, well, you know. I haven't... I haven't killed anyone lately.
:57:15
Not lately? Well, that's good, you're cured, then.
:57:24
I mean, there's these breeds of monkeys, right, and all they do
is have sex, like, all the time, y'know.
:57:29
And, uh, they turn out to be, like, the least violent,
the most peaceful, the most happy, y'know, so I mean,
:57:35
maybe fooling around is not so bad.
:57:37
Are you talking about monkeys?
:57:38
Yes. I'm talking about monkeys.
:57:40
Ah, I thought so, yeah.
:57:41
Why?
:57:42
You know, I never heard this one, but it reminds me of, like, this perfect, y'know,
:57:45
male argument to justify them fooling around.
:57:48
No, no, no. Woman monkeys are fooling around, too. Everybody's fooling around.
:57:54
Yeah, that's cute. You know, I have this awful paranoid thought, that
:57:57
feminism was mostly invented by men, so they could, like, fool around a little more.