:09:03
Hey, Billy, who would you rather bone,
Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
:09:08
Jack Nicholson now, or 197 4?
:09:12
'7 4.
:09:16
- Meg Ryan.
- Go.
:09:18
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
:09:24
Oh, my God! I am the winner!
:09:27
- Billy is not an idiot.
- I'm not saying he's an idiot.
:09:30
I just think he might not be mature
enough to run a Fortune 500 company.
:09:36
My late wife Emily and I
started this company...
:09:39
..with a 15-unit motel
in Patchogue, Long Island.
:09:42
We built it into 650 hotels.
:09:45
Our dream was to one day
turn it over to our only son Billy.
:09:50
- How many people work for Madison?
- 61,000 and change.
:09:54
How long will they have jobs once Billy
has the hotel operator speaking gibberish?
:10:06
Oh, Billy, Billy boy.
:10:08
When are you gonna find
whatever it is you're lookin' for?
:10:12
Here's a nice piece of shit.
:10:20
My, oh, my. Wait till old man Clemens
realises it's a bag of shit.
:10:25
He's gonna shit when he realises it's shit.
:10:28
Who got the lighter?
:10:30
Come on.
:10:41
Light it.
:10:47
(rings doorbell)
:10:52
Oh, my God! Old man Clemens hates shit!
:10:55
Shh. Here he comes!
:10:56
Who the hell is it? What do you want?
:10:59
Judas Priest, Barbara!
One of those flaming bags again!