Billy Madison
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:11:02
(Barbara ) Don't put it out
with your boots, Ted.

:11:04
Don't tell me my business, devil woman.
:11:07
Call the fire department.
This one's outta control(!)

:11:15
(sniffs )
:11:20
It's poop again!
:11:21
He called the shit ''poop''!
:11:25
This is the best night of my life!
:11:28
I'll get you damn kids for this!
You're all gonna die!

:11:36
Billy, could you step in here
for a moment?

:11:39
I have big news.
:11:41
Eric is pregnant! Congratulations, Dippy!
:11:45
Feel those kicks!
He's gonna be a soccer player. He is.

:11:49
He is.
:11:55
All right, what's up?
:11:58
I've had to face
some hard truths tonight, Billy.

:12:00
Do we have to do this
with Captain Dipshit here?

:12:03
You were brought up with
every advantage. I bought you everything.

:12:07
Toys, cars, vacations, clothes...
:12:10
Actually, I stole this shirt from Frank.
:12:13
Yeah, well, whatever.
It's all my fault. I made a mistake.

:12:17
Jeez, what...?
Are you some damned moron?

:12:21
Can't you just stop for two seconds?
:12:23
I'm trying to tell you that I'm retiring,
and Eric, not you,...

:12:27
- ..is gonna take over Madison Hotels.
- Eric?!

:12:30
You're gonna give the company to Eric?
He is a bad, bad man!

:12:34
What do you care, Billy? What do you care
who I appoint to run the company, huh?

:12:39
I mean, I'm doin' you a favour.
You don't ever have to look for a job.

:12:44
You can sit around all day, goofing off,
sipping drinks, chasing invisible penguins.

:12:49
Is that it, Dad?
Did the penguin tell you to do this?

:12:53
- Penguin?
- What an idiot.

:12:55
You know, I could help Billy
until he gets the hang of it.

:12:58
I think crazy Carl is right. I mean,
I can do this if I set my mind to it.


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