Billy Madison
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:57:01
O'Doyle rules.
:57:04
Thanks a lot, O'Doyle. Nice meetin' you.
:57:07
(giggling )
:57:11
- Wait till they start with the wedgies.
- Yeah.

:57:14
You oughta start cutting your underwear
before you get to school. So it rips easier.

:57:18
I see. Who are you guys?
:57:21
The guys everybody used to pick on
before you started here.

:57:24
No, they ain't pickin' on me. They're givin'
me a hard time cos I'm the new guy.

:57:29
A little first-day hazing.
:57:31
- Are you in loser denial or something?
- I had a bad case of loser denial myself.

:57:36
Till the lacrosse team stuck
a parking cone up my ass.

:57:39
Loser? I ain't no loser.
I was the king of this high school.

:57:43
A hundred friends, a million parties...
:57:47
You guys are losers, not me.
:57:51
And that is what a prime number is.
:57:54
(children ) Billy!
:57:56
I figured I got fourth period off,
I'd shoot down and say hi.

:58:00
- How's high school, Billy?
- Yeah, how's high school?

:58:03
High school is great.
I mean, I'm learning a lot.

:58:07
And all the kids are treating me
very nice. It's great.

:58:12
Gee, I can't wait till I go to high school.
:58:16
Don't you say that.
:58:19
Don't you ever say that.
:58:21
Stay here.
:58:24
Stay as long as you can.
:58:27
For the love of God, cherish it.
:58:30
(Veronica ) Jennifer,
why don't you read out loud?

:58:33
You gotta cherish it.
:58:36
You do.
:58:38
Hm.
:58:44
I don't understand it.
:58:46
I mean, ten years ago high school
was the greatest. I had so much fun.

:58:50
I guess a little too much fun,
since you've gotta do it again.

:58:53
I know. It's just that classes are so hard,
and all the kids treat me like I'm a goof.


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