1:00:00
You probably don't remember me,
but I went to high school with you.
1:00:04
I kinda gave you a hard time back then,...
1:00:07
..and I did some things that
I thought were funny at the time,...
1:00:11
..but now I realise they
were just mean and stupid.
1:00:14
And I just wanted to apologise,
and I hope you forgive me.
1:00:19
Yeah, sure. Don't worry about it.
1:00:22
Wow! That's great!
1:00:24
Well, I am sorry, and maybe
we can get together some time...
1:00:28
..and have coffee or somethin'.
1:00:30
- Sure, I'd like that.
- OK. Well, I'll see you around.
1:00:34
OK. Bye.
1:00:36
(~ 'Telephone Line'
by Electric Light Orchestra )
1:01:12
Speak for yourself, moron.
1:01:16
Oh, my God! That is funny!
1:01:18
Next.: the shocking story of power
and corruption involving a hotel tycoon.
1:01:24
How his 27-year-old millionaire son
cheated his way through school.
1:01:29
- What the hell...?
- Now, now. Maybe it's somebody else.
1:01:34
My name is Max Anderson,...
1:01:37
..and I am the principal
at the Polly Fector Elementary School.
1:01:42
Recently a young man named
Billy Madison was enrolled there.
1:01:46
During that time
Mr Madison was disruptive.
1:01:50
The only reason he passed was that
he offered me a bribe of $5,000,...
1:01:55
.. which I regrettably accepted.
1:01:59
I'm sorry, Billy.