Billy Madison
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1:10:02
And now Eric's secretary is in a coma.
1:10:06
Carl, has anybody been able to find out
anything about this Max guy?

1:10:11
No, sir. He's vanished.
Nobody has any idea where he is.

1:10:15
- I believed in Billy all along, sir.
- Cut the horseshit!

1:10:18
- I know you blackmailed Max.
- Take it easy, Billy.

1:10:21
Things were going along great until
this wrestling freak messed things up.

1:10:28
Billy should get
another shot at high school.

1:10:30
Hey, rules are rules. Billy was supposed to
finish each grade within the two weeks...

1:10:36
..or I get the company.
He didn't finish ninth grade.

1:10:39
Eric, certainly there are
extenuating circumstances.

1:10:42
Extenuating, exschmenuating.
We had a deal. A signed, written deal.

1:10:46
Each grade, two weeks,
or I get the company.

1:10:49
Well, technically you're right, but...
1:10:52
Oh, shut up, Brian. I've had
to listen to your jawing for too long.

1:10:55
''Well, technically...''
1:10:57
Just shut up! Are you ready
to hand the company over to me now?

1:11:02
- No.
- Then I'll see your ass in court.

1:11:06
Good.
1:11:08
Nice talkin' to ya, shitheads.
1:11:11
Hey, Eric, how would you like
to settle this now, no lawyers?

1:11:15
You and me, mano y mano.
1:11:17
- What does that mean?
- What does that mean?

1:11:20
- Carl, what does that mean?
- Uh... I don't know.

1:11:28
It means an academic decathlon.
1:11:30
One day, ten events, testing all the
knowledge one would gain in high school.

1:11:34
Me versus you.
1:11:37
- You're joking, right?
- Let's take it a little easy here, Billy.

1:11:41
No, I'm serious. Let's do it.
Let's do it on Friday.

1:11:45
- Let's do it.
- Is that all right with you, Daddy?

1:11:48
Well, if you think you can beat him.
1:11:51
Oh, I can. And I will.
1:11:55
- It's a deal.
- (whispers ) I know it was you.


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