:02:01
Why do I have to see Josh?
:02:03
You divorce wives, not children.
:02:05
Here.
:02:07
Forget it!
:02:08
Did I show you
the loqued out Jeep Daddy got me?
:02:11
It's got four-wheel drive,
dual side airbags,
:02:13
and a monster sound system.
:02:15
I don't have a license yet,
:02:17
but I need something to learn on.
:02:20
Boy! That came out of nowhere!
:02:24
Here's where Dionne lives.
:02:26
She's my friend
:02:27
because we both know what it's like
:02:30
to have people jealous of us.
:02:32
- Girlfriend!
- I must give her snaps
:02:34
for her courageous fashion efforts.
:02:36
Hey, Cher.
:02:38
Dionne and I were both named
after great singers of the past
:02:42
who now do infomercials.
:02:44
So?
:02:46
Been shopping with Dr. Seuss?
:02:47
I wouldn't skin a collie for a backpack.
:02:49
It's faux.
:02:51
Hello! That was a stop sign.
:02:53
I totally paused.
:02:55
Yeah. O.K.
:03:00
It's not even 8:30,
and Murray is paging me.
:03:03
He is so possessive.
:03:04
This weekend he called me,
:03:06
and he's all, Where were you today?
:03:08
Dionne and her boyfriend Murray
:03:10
are in this dramatic relationship.
:03:12
I think they've seen
that lke and Tina Turner movie
:03:14
just too many times.
:03:15
Now, I have to say to her...
:03:18
Why do you put up with it?
You could do better.
:03:21
I know. Shh. Here he comes.
:03:26
Woman, why don't you
be answering any of my pages?
:03:28
I hate when you call me woman.
:03:29
Where you been all weekend?
:03:31
You jeepin' behind my back?
:03:32
Jeepin'.
:03:34
No! But speaking of vehicular sex,
:03:36
perhaps you can explain
how this Kmart hair extension
:03:39
got into the backseat of your car.
:03:41
I don't know where that came from.
:03:44
That looks like one of
your stringy something or anothers.
:03:47
I do not wear polyester hair, O.K.?
:03:49
Unlike Shawanna.
:03:51
Dee, I'm Audi.
:03:52
Bye.
:03:53
That's it. I've had it with you.
:03:55
Is it that time of the month again?
:03:57
I don't know why
:03:59
Dionne's going out
with a high school boy.