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I met a really cool guy.
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Describe.
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He's got long hair.
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Straight off he offers me some smoke.
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There he is!
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Are you talking about drugs?
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Yeah.
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Tai, how old are you?
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I'll be 16 in May.
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My birthday's in April,
and as someone older,

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can I please give you some advice?
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It is one thing
to spark up a doobie at parties,

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but it is another
to be fried all day.

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Do you see the distinction?
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Yeah.
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Loadies generally hang
on the grassy knoll.

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Sometimes they come to class
and say bonehead things,

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and we all laugh, of course,
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but no respectable girl
actually dates them.

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You don't want to start off
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on the wrong foot, do you?
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I've got an idea.
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Let's do a makeover.
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[Gasp]
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No. No.
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Cher's main thrill
in life is a makeover.

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It gives her a sense of control
in a chaotic world.

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Please?
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Sure. Why not?
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You guys, I've never had
straight friends before.

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? I don't care?
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? What my teachers say?
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? I'm gonna be a supermodel?
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? And everyone?
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? Is gonna dress like me?
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? Wait and see?
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? When I'm a supermodel?
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? And my hair will shine like the sea?
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? And everyone?
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? Will want to look?
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? Just like me?
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? Eeee?
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? 'Cause I'm young?
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? I'm hip?
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? And so beautiful?

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