Clueless

1:17:00

You're a virgin who can't drive.

1:17:08

Oh, that was way harsh, Tai.

1:17:11

All right. Look, I'm really sorry.

1:17:14

Let's just talk when
we've mellowed, all right?

1:17:17

I'm Audi.

1:17:22

What did I do?

1:17:24

I've created some sort of a monster.

1:17:27

I could feel the chunks
start to rise up in my throat.

1:17:32

I had to get out.

1:17:37

? When I was young?

1:17:40

? I never needed anyone?

1:17:45

Everything I think
and everything I do is wrong.

1:17:48

I was wrong about Elton.

1:17:50

I was wrong about Christian.

1:17:51

Now Josh hated me.

1:17:53

It all boiled down to
one inevitable conclusion...

1:17:57

I was just totally clueless.

1:17:59

Oh, and this Josh and Tai thing

1:18:02

was wiggin' me more than anything.

1:18:04

What was my problem? Tai is my pal.

1:18:07

I don't begrudge her a boyfriend.

1:18:09

I really... Ooh!

1:18:10

I wonder if they have that in my size.

1:18:14

What does she want with Josh anyway?

1:18:17

He dresses funny.

1:18:18

He listens to complaint rock.

1:18:20

He's not even cute...
in a conventional way.

1:18:24

I mean, he's just like this slug

1:18:28

who hangs around
the house all the time.

1:18:31

And he's a hideous dancer.

1:18:35

Couldn't take him anywhere.

1:18:38

Wait a second.
What am I stressing about?

1:18:41

This is, like, Josh.

1:18:43

? All by myself??

1:18:47

O.K., O.K.,
so he's kind of a Baldwin.

1:18:50

What would he want with Tai?

1:18:52

She couldn't make him happy.

1:18:54

Josh needs someone with imagination,

1:18:56

someone to take care of him,

1:18:59

someone to laugh at his jokes...