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All right.
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Give me this.
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Forget this hand, okay?
You want to get faster.
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Here's the secret.
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Got it?
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Good.
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Practice this...
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...every day.
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All day.
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Next time...
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...I'll show you how to play a tune...
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...using what you've learned.
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Practice.
:24:12
This reminds me of a joke.
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This guy comes into a bar...
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...walks to the bartender and says...
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..." Bartender, I got a bet for you.
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I'll bet you $300 that I can piss...
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...into that glass over there...
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...and not spill a drop."
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The bartender looks at the glass.
It's 1 0 feet away.
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He says...
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..."You're telling me
you'll bet me $300...
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...that you can piss,
standing here...
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...into that glass,
and not spill a single drop?"
:24:44
Customer looks up and says:
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"That's right."
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Bartender says, "You've got a bet."
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The guy goes, "Okay, here we go."
:24:53
Pulls out his thing.
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He's thinking about the glass.
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He's thinking about the glass.
Thinking about his dick.
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Dick, glass, dick, glass,
dick, glass, dick, glass.