:22:10
They're at the phone,
but there's a problem.
:22:13
How big a problem?
:22:14
Oh, about 300 pounds.
:22:16
Excuse me, ma'am.
:22:18
We need this phone
for official police business.
:22:20
Honey, I'm a cop.
I need the phone.
:22:22
Get off the damn phone.
Police business.
:22:24
Well, I never!
:22:26
I can get used to this.
:22:28
Find a phone across the street.
:22:30
I'm the only one here
on official police business.
:22:32
Don't do that shit again.
:22:34
Let's get something else
straight--
:22:35
you need me
more than I need you.
:22:38
You don't Iike the way
I do things? I quit.
:22:48
All right, I need you.
:22:56
I need you more
than you need me.
:23:02
Hello.
:23:04
Birds of a feather
flock together.
:23:05
So do pigs and swine.
:23:07
Rats and mice
have their chance...
:23:09
as will I have mine.
:23:10
Nice. Rhymes.
:23:12
Why was the phone busy?
Who were you calling?
:23:14
The psychic hot line.
:23:15
I'd advise you
to take this more seriously.
:23:18
It's a public phone.
What should I say?
:23:19
Simply say there was
a fat woman on it...
:23:22
and it took a minute
to get her off.
:23:25
Now, John, there's a significant
amount of explosive...
:23:28
in the trash receptacle
next to you.
:23:31
Try to run,
and it goes off now.
:23:34
I got a hundred people out here.
:23:36
That's the point.
:23:38
Now, do I have your attention?
:23:40
As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
:23:43
Every wife had seven sacks.
Every sack had seven cats.
:23:45
Every cat had seven kittens.
:23:47
Kittens, cats, sacks, and wives.
:23:48
How many were going to St. Ives?
:23:50
My phone number is 555--
:23:51
I didn't get that!
Say it again!
:23:53
Not a chance.
:23:54
My phone number is 555
and the answer.
:23:57
Call me in 30 seconds or die.