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in Queens.
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Me and my parents
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moved to Phoenix
when i was a kid.
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I hated it.
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When i was sixteen,
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my father was killed
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in a car accident outside of town.
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My mother...
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had been having these affairs
and my father knew.
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She felt so guilty,
she decided to become a nun.
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So, within three weeks
of my father's death,
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she was in a convent
somewhere in Mexico.
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There i was.
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I had nowhere to go.
I didn't know what to do.
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So one day i was...
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looking at this magazine,
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and there was this centerfold,
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and i knew she wouldn't go for me,
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the way that i was, so then i...
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i'd been reading a book,
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this book,
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and i...
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i decided to become Don Juan.
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So,
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i called up the magazine.
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They wouldn't help me
or give me any information.
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So, i was about to give up and...
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one day l reached this woman
who worked there.
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I think she was a temp,
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or something.
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The woman took pity on me
and gave me the girl's number.
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So i called her up.
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I said that we were
meant to be together and...
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she called me a creep
and then she hung up.