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1:04:01
So his job was more important
than his wife.

1:04:04
Both were. Marriage can't work with
one person happy and the other miserable.

1:04:09
Marriage is both people being
equally miserable.

1:04:14
What?
1:04:16
No, l was just--
1:04:18
What if l lost my column
and l had to go back on the road?

1:04:22
Could that happen?
1:04:23
Of course. Papers fold, merge,
you get a new editor...

1:04:27
You never mentioned this.
1:04:29
Would it have made a difference?
1:04:32
Well, no. Not really.
1:04:34
Not really? That's a real crowd-pleaser.
1:04:40
Sure, it would make some difference.
How could it not?

1:04:44
We're getting married Sunday.
1:04:46
I’d like to know if I’m getting the first
or second Mrs. Jack.

1:04:51
Any man who refers to his wives
as ''Mrs. Jack'' is an idiot.

1:04:56
Any man who repeats it is a bigger idiot.
1:05:02
l'll...
1:05:06
- I’d better...
- Nah. Sit down, relax.

1:05:10
Lucy'll fix it. She's the Bob Vila
of relationships.

1:05:15
You're hungry, have some bread.
1:05:17
Everything'll look better after bread.
1:05:19
Why did l start anything?
Why did l say that?

1:05:25
This is good. ls there butter?
1:05:29
- lt's nothing, just pre-wedding jitters.
- You think?

1:05:33
You kidding? The week l got married
l threw up every day.

1:05:37
- Her mother was poisoning me, but--
- Stop.

1:05:39
Will you just stop?
1:05:42
Oh, l think I’m scared.
1:05:44
Of what?
1:05:46
That l parked too far from the curb.
What do you mean?

1:05:49
I’ve been single for 40 years
and I’m getting married Sunday. Oh, God!

1:05:54
Come on.
1:05:56
Take it easy. You're all right.
1:05:59
Why did l say that to him?

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