1:04:01
some crazy fucking maniac
sticks a gun in my face...
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and forces me to play out
some psychosexual drama with his wife.
1:04:08
He made you have
psycho sex with his wife?
1:04:10
No, he didn't make me fuck his wife.
He thought I fucked his wife.
1:04:13
He held me at gunpoint
with a loaded gun!
What kind of gun was it?
1:04:16
I don't know.
I'm not a gun guy. It was big.
1:04:18
Was it like Dirty Harry's gun?
Yeah, sort of like that, yeah.
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Did it have a real long barrel
or a short barrel?
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What difference
does it make?
1:04:28
Well, for one thing, it's a difference
between a .44 Magnum and a Magnum .357.
1:04:32
Who the fuck cares whether it was a
.44 or a .392? It was a big fucking gun!
1:04:37
It was loaded! And it was pointed
right at my fucking head!
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You wanna skip this part too?
I want you to get Betty on
the phone right fucking now.
1:04:44
Hold on.
Anybody live here named--
1:04:49
What's her name again?
1:04:51
Betty.
Betty!
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Whatcha
screaming about?
1:04:57
You're Betty?
Yeah, I'm Betty.
It's my fucking place.
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Who the fuck are you?
I'm Margaret. And this is Ted.
1:05:07
You guys, wanna go to breakfast?
No.
1:05:11
Let's go to Denny's.
Later.
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Okay, Ted, what's the problem?
Hello, Betty.
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""What's the problem?""
I haven't got a problem.
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l've got fucking problems.
Plural. Wanna hear?
Sure.
1:05:28
Well, most recently,
there's room 309.
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There's this scary Mexican gangster
dude pokin' his finger in my chest.
1:05:36
There's his hooligan kids
snapping their fingers at me.
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There's a putrid, rotting corpse
of a dead whore stuffed
in the springs of the bed.
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There's rooms blazing afire.
1:05:46
There's a big fat needle
from God knows where,
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stuck in my leg, infecting me
with God knows what.
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And finally, there's me, walkin'
out the door right fuckin' now.
1:05:55
Buenas noches.
1:05:59
ls that the penthouse?
Yes, it is.