1:11:00
I only let people with loaded guns
pointed at my head call me Theodore.
1:11:04
The man sittin' in this chair
with the Jim Beam in his hand,
1:11:07
yellin' ""Bellboy"" at you
is Norman.
1:11:10
Norman, say hello to Ted.
1:11:14
What's up, Ted?
What's up, sir?
1:11:16
And the sociable son ofa bitch
in that room over there is Leo.
1:11:20
And the person on the other end of
the phone is his lovely wife Ellen.
1:11:23
Leo!
What?
1:11:25
Say hello to Ted the bellboy.
Hold on a second. What?
1:11:27
Say hello to Ted the bellboy.
Here. Come here.
1:11:31
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Leo, Leo, Leo, L-Leo, L-Leo!
1:11:35
Leo, that is Ted the bellboy.
That's me.
1:11:38
The bellboy we called
about 20, 25 minutes ago.
1:11:41
Oh, Ted the bellboy.
Well, my goodness.
1:11:43
Glad you could make it, chum.
Glad I could be here.
1:11:47
Ellen, what does punctuality
have to do with love?
1:11:50
Which brings me to me.
Could you explain that to me, please?
1:11:52
Chester Rush, Ted.
Pleased to meet ya.
1:11:56
I'm pleased to meet you, sir.
Oh, Chester.
1:11:59
Not ""sir.""
Chester.
1:12:02
Chester? Oh, Chester.
1:12:04
Um, terribly sorry I haven't
seen the movie yet, sir, but--
1:12:07
No worries.
No worries at all.
1:12:09
Don't worry.
Don't be sorry about that.
1:12:11
You know, it's just, that's
why God invented video. No problem.
1:12:14
You got a point, sir.
But you know what?
1:12:16
A lot of people did see it. Whole lot
of motherfuckers saw that movie.
1:12:19
Didn't they? Didn't they?
A whole lot--
1:12:21
Lot of motherfuckers
saw The Wacky Detective.
1:12:27
The Wacky Detective, sir.
1:12:30
Who drank out of this bottle last?
Uh?
1:12:32
I said, ""Who drank out
of this bottle last?""
1:12:34
What the fuck's wrong?
It's fuckin' flat, man.
That's what's fuckin' wrong.
1:12:38
Goddamn Cristal is fuckin' flat.
There ain't a goddamn bubble
left in the fuckin' bottle, man.
1:12:42
Jesus Christ!
What the fuck is goin' on here?
Chill out, man.
1:12:45
Who fuckin'-Who-Fuck--
Who didn't put the cork in the bottle?
1:12:48
All right? Somebody!
I didn't do this!
1:12:51
I was drinkin' out of
that other bottle there.
1:12:53
Somebody didn't put the fuckin' cork
in the bottle. Who didn't put it in?
1:12:55
Chester, do you want me to open
another bottle of champ--
Who didn't put it in?
1:12:57
Do you want me to open
another bottle of champagne?
1:12:59
No, don't you fuckin'
open another bottle!