1:25:00
whether you do
what we ask or not.
1:25:03
Just to sit back down in
that chair for one minute more.
1:25:06
I am not gonna cut off
Norman's little pinky!
1:25:09
Well, maybe you will
and maybe you won't.
1:25:11
But that has nothin' to do
with this $100 bill in my hand.
1:25:14
ln fact, you can tell us all
to go fuck off and walk
right out that goddamn door.
1:25:17
But if you wait 60 seconds
before you do it,
1:25:19
you're gonna be $100 richer.
1:25:22
Ted, you're gonna do
whatever you wanna do.
1:25:24
All we're askin' is that you
indulge us for one minute more.
1:25:28
My friend Chester here is willing
to pay you for that minute.
1:25:31
Ted, take the money.
1:25:40
Now, let me get this straight.
1:25:43
I sit on that stool, listen
to what you have to say for 60 seconds,
1:25:46
and I get $100?
Correct.
1:25:48
And afterwards I can walk out
that door, no hard feelings?
1:25:52
None whatsoever.
1:25:56
You got a deal.
1:25:58
Yes!
Oh, yes, yes! Yes, yes, yes,!
1:26:01
Ted, good answer.
Sit right down.
1:26:03
All right. Leo,
you be the timekeeper.
1:26:07
Norman, give me
your watch.
1:26:10
Let me know when a minute ends
and when it begins.
1:26:15
You got it.
Ah.
1:26:17
Okay.
Gentlemen, start your engines.
1:26:26
Begin.
Okay, Ted, pay attention here.
1:26:29
I'm gonna make two piles here
on the bar. One pile which is yours.
1:26:31
And another pile
which could be yours.
1:26:34
And what you have to realize
is we're gonna do this thing...
1:26:36
one way or the other.
1:26:40
Whether it's you who holds
the axe or a Mexican maid...
1:26:44
or some bum
we yank off the street.
1:26:47
You can buy a whole lot
of soup with that pile.
Shh! I'm the closer here.
1:26:50
All right. I'm a little me--
Um, l've lost count.
1:26:52
How much is on the bar here?
Six hundred.
1:26:54
Okay. Ted, do you know how long it takes
the average American to count to 600?
1:26:59
It's a rhetorical question, Ted.
No, sir.