:03:00
-You can still get the money back.
-Money's not the issue.
:03:04
I wanted you to come with me to exper...
:03:07
What? Is that them?
:03:09
-I don't wanna see my family tonight.
-You never wanna see them.
:03:13
True. Since we're engaged,
they don't even knock.
:03:16
They care about you. In my family,
you just get that unsigned birthday card.
:03:20
Kate, come to Paris with me.
:03:22
I'll give you 10mg of Valium and a shot of
Stoli. We'll be there before you know it.
:03:29
God. How can you not wanna go to Paris?
You're a history teacher.
:03:33
Charlie, the French. They hate us.
:03:37
They smoke. They have a relationship to
dairy products which I don't understand.
:03:42
Something's wrong with the cable.
I can't get the game.
:03:45
Is the box set on three?
:03:47
-A week in Paris with the man you love?
-Suture demonstrations.
:03:51
-Midnight strolls?
-Medicare meetings.
:03:53
-The Eiffel Tower.
-The Eiffel Tower.
:03:57
-I'd love to see the Eiffel Tower.
-OK, then.
:04:01
Great.
:04:03
Charlie. I'm not supposed to leave the
country until my immigration interview.
:04:08
-I'm taking that.
-No, you're not.
:04:11
You can make something up.
They'll never know.
:04:14
Say your cousin Bridget fell in the Seine.
:04:16
They'll find out I don't have
a cousin Bridget and deport me.
:04:19
It's like the one time I smoked pot.
:04:22
I didn't wanna do it in the first place.
I had a horrible time.
:04:25
Then Ronny Templeton's brother
called the police and we got arrested.
:04:29
The one time I ever did anything illegal.
:04:33
They put cheese on both pizzas.
Herb, this is you. You didn't check.
:04:38
Take it back.
You know Kate hates cheese.
:04:40
-I'll pick it off.
-Kate, here's the stuff I want from Paris.
:04:44
-Forget it. Kate's not going to Paris.
-I'm not going.
:04:46
-Why not? Is it the French thing?
-No. It's the flying thing.
:04:51
It's not the French or the flying.
:04:53
I can't leave the country until
my Canadian citizenship comes through.
:04:57
-Hon, we gotta move it.
-Kate. I almost forgot.