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I don't wanna hear
any more funny stories!
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Why are you so angry?
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Because the King of Originality
stole his act,
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because Mr Generosity is
a thief and a liar,
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because now I know
why Mother is the way she is,
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and because the Parkers brought up
your son and lost everything!
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I'm angry because for 30 years
I had this memory
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of sunshine and smiling people.
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It wasn't all sunshine
and smiles for them.
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We left them a lifetime of pain.
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Tommy, hear me! Tommy!
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What happened
happened because of love.
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We left because Katie got pregnant.
We both thought it was for the best.
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I'd have gotten in touch, but I
thought I'd done enough damage.
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Why did you steal their whole act?
Because you loved them so much?
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No, because I wanted a new act
that no one had seen in the States.
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I was ambitious. Is that a crime?
Did you never steal material, son?
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I knew their act.
It was a way in for me.Just a way in.
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I did it a couple of years,
then I became a joke man.
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Let me tell you something straight.
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About what kills me.
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It kills me that I got lazy,
using writers, not using me.
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We were funny! We didn't have to tell
funny stories. We were funny.
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We had funny bones!
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And what kills me most is watching
my own son flop time after time.