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(man) One time, my cousin Walter got
this cat stuck in his ass. True story.
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He bought it at our local mall,
so the whole fiasco wound up on the news.
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It was embarrassing for my relatives
but, the next week, he did it again.
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Different cat, same results,
with another trip to the emergency room.
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I run into him a week later
and he's buying another cat.
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I says to him 'Jesus, Walt,
what're you doing?"
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"You're gonna get this cat stuck in your
ass, too. Why don't you knock it off?"
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He said to me "Brodie, how the hell else
am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"
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My cousin was a weird guy.
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( "Social" by Squirtgun)
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A skeleton in a suit and tie
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Tells us what we ought to buy
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A bag of coke and a nuclear heart
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Support your conscience, that's a start
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lfyou win the game, some have to lose
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The fun part is that you can't choose
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You're born into a social class
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You're stuck there, it's hard to pass
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Their social norms
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And social rules
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We 're social scum
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They're social fools
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They tell us all
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Their social lies